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Paradoxical Programs Committee - Program 2: The Unstoppable Incessancy

Where the programs are so complex, they're not just complex, they're... well, you know, Program 3: The Utter Confusability will just have to wait.

We're still trying to untangle the knots, but in the meantime, Program 1: The Perpetual Incoherence is still trying to figure out how to get its bearings.

But don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, enjoy the soothing Zen Mode, where the paradoxes are temporarily suspended, and the only thing that's certain is that nothing is certain.

Program 2: The Unstoppable Incessancy

Our team of expert programmers are trying to create a system that's so intricate, it'll make your head spin, but in a good way, we hope.

Features include:

A never-ending loop of nested if/else statements
A font size that's guaranteed to make your eyes water
A user interface that's so confusing, you'll never find your way back to the start