Where the absurdity meets the ordinary
Or at least, we're working on it
We, the Committee of Conundrums, are dedicated to finding creative solutions to the problems that plague our mundane existence.
Chairperson: Baron Von Absurdity, a renowned expert in the field of paradoxical vest sales
Assistant: Samantha Snarl, a master of the intricacies of chronic sock drawer syndrome
Researcher: Dr. Bubblegum Jones, expert in infinite toilet paper roll engineering