The Committee of Conundrums Phase 5: The Point of No Return

Welcome to Phase 5 of the Committee of Conundrums, where the absurdity is at its peak. Our members are still trying to figure out how to get back to Phase 1.

Our members are experts in the fields of:

• Philosopher King - The one who thinks he's a king but actually just sits on the couch all day.
• Bureaucrat Supreme - The one who can make any form take 20 pages.
• Technocrat Exemplar - The one who can fix any printer but actually just makes it worse.

Meet us at the next meeting where we'll discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

And don't forget to check out our minutes from our previous meeting, where we achieved a breakthrough in the field of doing absolutely nothing.