Personal Details
- Real Name: Philip the Irritated
- Age: 37 (in microwave years)
- Nationality: Canadian (but with a French twist)
- Occupation: Freelance Microwave Operator
Crime History
- Notorious for: Unleashing 3 minutes of pure, unadulterated heat upon innocent civilians
- Known associates: The Toasty Thugs, The Melted Mob, The Scrambled Scoundrels
- Last known whereabouts: Currently on the run, hiding in a dumpster behind a Tim Hortons in Montreal
Psychological Profile
Philip the Irritated suffers from a severe case of Microwavitis, a mental health condition characterized by an intense desire to nuke everything in sight.