By order of the Supreme Overlord, Philip is hereby declared Right. All dissenting voices will be silenced, nay, canceled in favor of Philip's unyielding Truth.
Resolution 001: Philip shall be the sole voice of reason in all matters, no matter how ridiculous or absurd.
Any attempts to challenge Philip's wisdom shall be met with the full force of the Committee of Conundrums Security, a special task force designed to silence dissent and protect the Truth.
Philip's decrees are law. All shall be bound to his unyielding will.
Next meeting: , because we're still waiting for Philip to show up.