Committee of Conundrums: Philosophy Sub-Committee

Member 3 - Zorvath, The Inconsequentialist

Member 3, Zorvath, has been a thorn in the side of the committee since 1987. Despite being a prophets-of-love.com regular, Zorvath's unrelenting pursuit of meaninglessness has led to several high-profile philosophical debates with the committee chair, who has since been driven to the brink of madness.

Recent Incongruities

The committee is currently grappling with the implications of Zorvath's latest paper, "The Inconsequentialist's Guide to Not Giving a Shit."

Read the full paper here

The committee is scheduled to meet again next Thursday at 14:00 to discuss the finer pointsประก

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