Entanglement Theory: The Art of Getting Stuck
According to renowned expert, Bertrand Russell, "the fundamental nature of reality is such that the act of observing it changes it."
Or, as we like to call it, "entanglement." It's that thing where you're trying to make a simple cup of tea, but the spoon gets stuck in the sugar jar, the tea carton is empty, and the fridge is on fire.
Our subcommittee has spent years studying this phenomenon, and we're convinced that the key to understanding it lies in the unifying principle of entrapment.