Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! I'm your chair, a wise and all-knowing being with a penchant for logical fallacies.
Today, we'll be discussing the most pressing issue of our time: Paradoxes. Or, as I like to call them, "Things That Make Your Brain Hurt."
Our agenda includes:
Don't forget to bring your thinking caps and your willingness to question everything. We'll be serving coffee and confusion throughout the session.