Quantum Socks: A Theory of Relativity

In the depths of the Committee of Conundrums, there exists a subcommittee so enigmatic, so shrouded in mystery, it's known as the Philosophy Subcommittee of Entanglement and Entrapment.

Here, the most esteemed minds gather to ponder the fabric of reality, specifically the quantum socks that underlie our understanding of space-time.

The Socky Theory of Relativity posits that every action, no matter how small, creates a ripple effect in the cosmic expanse of sock-dom.

As you wander deeper into this rabbit hole, you'll discover that every decision, every choice, every step, and every slip creates a new dimension in the multiverse of Sock-Verse.