Entanglement and Entrapment Return Policy

Subcommittee for the Study of Irredeemable Consequences

Welcome, entangled individual, to the Committee of Conundrums' subcommittee on Entanglement and Entrapment. We're glad you're here to navigate the labyrinthine complexities of your existence.

As per our return policy, we reserve the right to lose our grip on your return, should you choose to abandon ship. But don't worry, it's not a big deal. You'll probably still get lost in the void of your own existence.

That being said, if you do happen to return, we'll have a few things to discuss:

• Lost Identities
• Paradoxical Returns
• Quantum Leap of Faith

Don't get us wrong, it's not all bad. We've got a few perks for those who do choose to return:

• Free entanglement-themed merchandise with every return (while supplies last)
• A complimentary existential crisis hotline (operator not included)
• A 10% discount on our new book, "The Art of Getting Lost in the Multiverse"

So, what do you say, entangled individual? Are you ready to face the music, or do you need a little more time to get your bearings?

Either way, we're here to help. Or not. Maybe.

Best regards, The_goals Committee of Conundrums, Philosophy Subcommittee

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