Because you clearly have better things to do than think for yourself, we've made it easy for you to buy some stuff.
Here's the best way to show the world that you've been to the depths of your own mind and back.
1. Chaos Hoodie - Because who needs order in their closet, let alone their life?
2. Chaos Sweater - Perfect for when you want to look like you're having a nervous breakdown, but without the actual breakdown.
Our products are made with the finest materials and crafted with the finest amount of existential dread.
Our prices are so low, you'll wonder if we're actually selling you up or down.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out what our customers are saying!
You've made it to the checkout, congratulations! Now, please, for the love of all that is sane, just buy something already.