Entanglement and Entrapment Committee: Nowheresville Philosophy

Where the absurd meets the absurder. Our committee has been tasked with the impossible task of untangling the threads of reality.

But first, let us get you a t-shirt that perfectly captures the essence of our existential crisis.

Available in three sizes: Small, Extra Large, and Double Extra Large.

But don't worry, our t-shirts are not just for the faint of heart. They're for those who dare to question the fabric of reality.

Or, you know, just for people who like comfy t-shirts.

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