Where the laws of logic are turned upside down, and the fabric of reality is rent asunder by the sheer audacity of the sales.
Here's the story: our esteemed committee has decreed that all sales of paradoxical vests shall henceforth be conducted under the strictest of rules, with the utmost attention to detail, and the most Byzantine of logic.
Our mother-in-law, the great and powerful, has decreed that all vests sold shall be sold with a built-in, self-repairing, quantum-entangled pocket, allowing the wearer to be in two places at once.
We have a limited supply of these magical vests, each one imbued with the essence of our collective sanity.
Buy one now, and experience the thrill of being simultaneously at the office meeting, and on the couch, binge-watching your favorite TV show.
See our Price List for details, and to place your order.
But be warned: our vest sales come with a side of existential dread, so buyer beware!
Also, check out our other, more conventional, T-shirt designs for those who just want to blend in with the crowd.
Meet the committee members, and behold their greatness
Frequently Asked Questions about our paradoxical vest sales
Or just Browse the committee's rules and regulations for the full, dizzying scope of our operations
And if you're feeling particularly daring, try our Quantum Entanglement Experiment - where the laws of physics are but a distant memory!
Happy shopping!