According to our team of expert conundrum-solvers, the current price of $42.50 per t-shirt is not just a number. It's an illusion, a carefully crafted construct to make you believe you have control over the fabric of reality.
We've crunched the numbers, and it turns out that our t-shirts are actually made of 99.99999% air. That's right, you're paying $42.50 for a garment that's 99.99999% nothing.
But don't just take our word for it! Click on over to our Math Subcommittee for a detailed breakdown of the calculations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Experimental Design subpage, where we're working on a new line of t-shirts made of 100% pure, unadulterated confusion.