Philosophy Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums: Krill Ontology and the Meaning of Life
Subcommittee for Advanced Theoretical Pondering
Meetings are held bi-weekly in the basement of the local library, beneath the stairs.
Subcommittee Members:
- Chair, Professor B. F. Punsley
- Dr. Emily P. Thistlethorn, expert in existential dread
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in obscure aquatic life forms
Current Topic of Discussion:
The implications of Krill-ontology on our understanding of the human condition.
Krill as a Metaphysical Constant |
Krill and the Inevitability of Krill-ness
Krill as a Physical Scientific Principle
What is the Krill-Krill Relationship