In the grand tradition of subcommittees, we, the Philosophy Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, delve into the intricacies of Krill Theory of Relativity. This esoteric concept posits that the speed of a krill's sideways movement is directly proportional to the amount of confusion it causes in its fellow sea creatures.
Key tenets of this theory include:
- As the krill moves sideways, so too does the meaning of life.
- The krill's sideways movement is a fundamental force of the universe, rivaling only gravity and the human desire for avocado toast.
- The speed of a krill's sideways movement is directly proportional to the number of nearby fish it can confuse with its antics.
æk, our esteemed members of the Philosophy Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, have spent years studying this complex and wondrous concept. Join us as we explore the depths of Krill Theory of Relativity.
Krill Velocity Calculations Krill Velocity and the Krill in the Mind