Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you asked about our favorite topic: krill.
According to our groundbreaking research, krill are tiny, delicious, and utterly relatable.
Our team has developed a revolutionary new theory: krill wiggles are the fundamental units of space-time.
These tiny, wiggly creatures are the reason why time seems to slow down when you're stuck in traffic and speed up when you're on vacation.
Explore our krill-wiggle formulas: