krill Theory of Relativity: A Sub-Committee of the Committee of Conundrums

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you asked about our favorite topic: krill.

According to our groundbreaking research, krill are tiny, delicious, and utterly relatable.

Krill Wiggles and the Fabric of Space-Time

Our team has developed a revolutionary new theory: krill wiggles are the fundamental units of space-time.

These tiny, wiggly creatures are the reason why time seems to slow down when you're stuck in traffic and speed up when you're on vacation.

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