Here at the Committee of Conundrums, we've been studying the phenomenon of Krill-Velocity, a mysterious force that drives the tiny, many-legged creatures of the deep to move with reckless abandon.
We've collected data from our trusty Krill-O-Meter, which measures the speed and agility of our test subjects (R.I.P. Mr. Krill, whose velocity was 37.5 meters per second when he met his untimely demise).
Our research suggests that Krill-Velocity is directly correlated with the amount of plankton consumed. But what drives these tiny beasts to move so fast? The answer, my friends, is found in the pages that follow.
The data is in, folks. We've crunched the numbers, and it's clear: more plankton = more velocity. But what happens when you remove the plankton? Does the Krill go into a funk?
Our research suggests that the answer is yes. In fact, we've observed a direct correlation between the absence of plankton and a marked decrease in Krill-Velocity. But what about the Krill in the Mind? Is that just a myth, or is there more to it?
Stay tuned for further updates, or, you know, just check back here again. We'll have more on this topic as it develops.
We're not just talking about the Krill in the Mind, folks. We're talking about a movement. A movement of tiny, many-legged creatures demanding more plankton, more velocity, and more freedom from the shackles of the deep.
Join us, and together, we can make a real difference in the lives of Krill everywhere. Or, you know, just go home and watch cat videos or something. We won't judge.
Learn more about the Krill in the Heart.
Read the Full Report on Krill-Velocity.