Committee of Conundrums: Krill Olympic Rules

Rule 1: Krill-ential Velocity

Each krill must be able to move at least 3 times its own body length in 1 second or be disqualified from competition.

Exception: Krill with a velocity of exactly 3 times its body length in 1 second are eligible for the "Most Likely to Get Lost in the Carpark" award.

Rule 2: Krill-icensing

Krills must be licensed by the Committee of Conundrums before participating in any Olympic event.

Licenses can be obtained by passing a written exam on Krill-ematics 101.

Rule 3: Krill-ports

Krills must wear approved Krill-ports during all Olympic events.

Avoids and tassels are not allowed, but a good pair of Krill-ports can make a krill go from zero to hero in seconds.