Committee of Conundrums: Krill Velocity Theory

Subcommittee for the study of Krill speed, efficiency, and optimal migration patterns.

The Krill-Velocity Paradox

• The faster the krill, the less time spent on social media.
• But is it possible to achieve true krill velocity without sacrificing krill happiness?
• We're not sure, but we're working on it.

Current Research Projects:

• Krill Accelerometer
• Krill Optimal Velocity Modeling