Our Conclusions: A Sub-Paradigm of Utter Confusion
We've spent eons trying to figure out the meaning of life, and here's what we've got so far:
- Life is a puzzle we're all trying to solve, but it keeps changing pieces.
- The answer is 42, no really, it's not.
- It's turtles all the way down, but don't ask us to draw a diagram.
- We're all just tiny, angry pixels in a much larger simulation.
And here are some of the most pressing questions we still can't answer:
- Why do socks have holes in them?
- Is the meaning of life a thing that exists, or is it just a meme?
- Can we get more cheese on the committee's expense account?
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// In conclusion, we have nothing to say.
// Except for this.
// We're all just lost, and we're all just trying.
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