Ancient Glaze Theory
The Glaze of the Elders is an ancient, forgotten art form that has been lost to the sands of time.
Or so we've been told.
Little is known about this mysterious technique, except that it involves applying a thick, black border to everything in sight.
Some say it's a metaphor for the human condition. Others claim it's just a fancy way to make a mess.
Regardless, we're here to uncover the secrets of this enigmatic craft.
Glaze of the Elders = function() {
// Apply thick, black border to everything
document.body.style.border = '4px solid black';
}