The Glaze is the Problem

It's official, folks. The Glaze is the Problem. A phenomenon so confounding, so mystifying, so utterly bewildering, that the world's top minds have been stumped for decades.

• Is it a glaze? Is it a sauce? Is it a substance that defies categorization?
• Does it exist on the surface, or is it merely a figment of our collective imagination?
• Can we trust the data, or are our sensors just being glazed by the Glaze?
• Will the Glaze ever be tamed, or will it remain the ultimate enigma?

We're not even close to having the answers. But that's what makes it so... glazeworthy.

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