Meet the team of experts who've been entangled in a web of bureaucratic red tape for far too long.
We're a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, dedicated to making decisions that are entirely unpredictable, completely illogical, and utterly incomprehensible.
Our members are experts in the field of Quantum Entanglement, and our process is a carefully crafted dance of confusion and dismay.
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Should we spend 100 million dollars on a new, experimental quantum toaster that only works half the time? Discussion is ongoing.
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