Present:
Dr. Emily E. Confusedface opened the meeting by asking, "Has anyone seen my socks?" Dr. John Doe replied, "No, but I've seen the Matrix, and it's full of socks." Mr. Harold Hypothetical asked, "Are you talking about the Matrix or the laundry room?" Dr. Confusedface said, "Uh, both?"
Dr. John Doe asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Mr. Harold Hypothetical responded, "I've seen the meaning of life, and it's just a bunch of random pixels on a screen." Dr. Confusedface inquired, "But what about the meaning of the committee?" Mr. Hypothetical shrugged, "I'm just here for the free donuts."