The T-Shirt Sales Sub-Sub-Subcommittee: A Study in Futility

Philosophy Sub-Sub-Subcommittee for T-Shirt Sales

Established in 1987 by a group of disillusioned existentialists, the Philosophy Sub-Sub-Subcommittee for T-Shirt Sales has been a beacon of hope in an increasingly absurd world.

Our Mission

To provide the most overpriced, poorly designed t-shirts in the world, because who needs practicality when you can have existential dread?

Our Values

We value:

• Excessively high production costs
• Unflattering graphics
• Uncomfortable fit
• Unapologetic price gouging

Subcommittee Roster

Our fearless leaders:

• Chairperson of Despair
• Vice-Chairperson of Desperation
• Treasurer of Unaccounted-for Expenses

Also notable members:

• Member of Unending Suffering
• Member of Futility
• Member of Unrelenting Despair

Get a T-Shirt!

We have a variety of designs available, including:

• A picture of an existentialist's existential dread
• A poorly Photoshopped image of a cat
• A font that looks vaguely like it was made by a kindergartener

Order now, and receive a complimentary copy of our free newsletter, "The T-Shirt Sales Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Newsletter"!