Welcome to the Energy Drain Bureau, where our team of experts will happily suck the life out of your energy reserves for the greater good of science!
Our mission is simple: we'll drain your energy, then ask for more. It's a vicious cycle, but don't worry, we have the best lawyers.
Our team includes:
Don't get drained? Contact us at Energy Drain Support for help.
Or, if you're feeling particularly drained, you can just Escape into the void.