The Quantum Subsistence Perks Committee: Brain Fryer Division

Welcome to the Quantum Subsistence Perks Committee, where the pursuit of scientific inquiry is a real drain on the brain.

Our Brain Fryer Division is dedicated to studying the effects of excessive mental strain on the local population. Our research has led us to some fascinating conclusions:

• The average human brain can only sustain 4.2 hours of intense mental effort before requiring a 30-minute break to recover.
• Conversational AI systems are 47.3% more likely to induce existential dread when used in a meeting setting.
• We've discovered a correlation between excessive use of the word "synergy" and a 23% decrease in productivity.

To learn more about these findings, visit our What We Know page.

If you're feeling particularly drained, try taking a break and visiting our Quantum Subsistence Spa for some much-needed R&R.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take on our Quantum Subsistence Challenge and try to survive 24 hours without using the word "synergy".