Energy Drain FAQ

Q: What's the point of this committee?

A: To figure out why you're always running out of energy.

Q: Is it true that our meetings are, like, super draining?

A: Oh, absolutely. We've got PowerPoint, meetings, and bureaucratic red tape – it's like trying to siphon the very life force from you.

Q: Can I just send my intern to meetings instead?

A: Ha. No.

Q: Will you guys ever make any actual progress on this committee?

A: Progress? Are you kidding me? This committee is all about finding creative excuses for not doing anything.

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