Committee of Conundrums: Energy Drain Bureau

Consultants for the Utterly Confused

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Battery Bingo: The Game That'll Keep You Charged, Not Your Sanity

Energy Horoscopes: The Astrology of Wattage

Power Nap Time: Because You're Not Lazy, You're Just Energy-Conscious

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