Here, our team of experts in the field of Physics Subcommittee: Energy Drain Bureau (PSED) has been tasked with the arduous task of figuring out why your phone's battery always seems to drain faster than a vampire at a blood bank.
We're talking about the most advanced, cutting-edge research in the field of Energy Drain Dynamics (EDD). Our team has spent years studying the phenomenon, and we've come up with some quantum leapfrogging theories.
It's a real thing, we swear! Our team has observed it in the lab. See more about our Quantum Leapfrogging experiments.
We've also developed a Drain-o-Meter to measure the energy drain rate of your phone in real-time.