Energy Drain Bureau: A Committee of Conundrums

Subcommittee on Energy Drain Farm Operations

Established in 1995 to deal with the pressing issue of energy drain in the bureaucratic labyrinth, the Energy Drain Bureau has become a byword for bureaucratic ineptitude.

Bureaucratic infighting over energy drain allocation has led to a culture of finger-pointing, blame-shifting, and general chaos.

Our team of experts has developed a patented system of energy drain management, which involves:

• Redirecting all energy-drain complaints to the Energy Drain Support subcommittee
• Assigning blame to the lowest-ranking employee
• Issuing a strongly-worded letter to the Energy Drain Farm administrators

Subcommittee on Energy Drain Farm Operations

Our Energy Drain Farm is the largest in the world, employing 5000 bureaucrats to drain energy from every possible source.

Despite being a major contributor to the national energy deficit, our farm has been the subject of numerous scandals, including:

• Over- allocation of energy credits
• Unfair distribution of energy subsidies
• General mismanagement of energy-drain resources