You've reached the Energy Drain Bureau, where the most pressing issues are not your electricity bill or the meaning of life, but the existential crisis of running out of battery.
We're here to help. Our expert team of bureaucrats will guide you through the process of applying for a new energy source, or in extreme cases, a new life.
Below, you'll find our Energy Drain Authorization Form.
Don't worry, we've got forms for everything. Even for energy drain.
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