We're a committee of experts who've been tasked with investigating the mysterious phenomenon of energy drain.
Our findings so far:
It's a real thing, folks. Socks just disappear. We're talking hundreds of pairs.
We're talking 3-day-old pizza. It's like the appliance is trying to tell us something.
Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to get too drained.
Or, you know, just just go read this other thing we're working on.