Subcommittee on Quantum Pseudoscience
Meet the experts who will confuse you.
We're a team of highly trained individuals with a Ph.D. in "I'm pretty sure I'm right."
Our subcommittee is responsible for:
- Reinterpreting the laws of physics to fit our narrative.
- Misusing complex concepts for comedic effect.
- Conjuring up new theories from whole cloth.
Sub-Subcommittee Members: