Minutes of the Relativity Ruckus Committee

Meeting Minutes for prophets and schmophs.

Attendees:

• Alejandro "The Timekeeper" Garcia
• Dr. Emily "The Einsteinian" Evans
• Balthazar "The Black Hole" McSass
• Liz "The Chrono" Chen
• John "The Time-traveling" Lee

Agenda Item 1: Time Dilation

• Discussion on the merits of faster-than-light travel.
• Voting on whether or not to ban all tachyons.

Resolution:

Resolved, that time dilation is a-okay in our books.

Action Items:

• Alejandro will write a report on the dangers of tachyons.
• Dr. Evans will research a way to harness the power of time travel.