By the Committee of Conundrums, Physics Subcommittee, and Sock Ninjutsu Project Team.
We, the Sock Ninjutsu Project, have successfully harnessed the power of socks to defy the fundamental forces of gravity. Our Sock-Based Gravity Slingshot is a marvel of modern science, using nothing but a single, well-placed sock to propel payloads to unprecedented heights.
We are currently seeking investors for our Sock Ninjutsu Project. If you're interested in joining the Committee of Conundrums, Physics Subcommittee, and Sock Ninjutsu Project Team, please don't hesitate to contact us at Investors Wanted.