Present: Professor Chronos, Dr.æk, and 3 time-traveling accountants from ancient Sumeria. Absent: 5 time-traveling accountants who got stuck in the 1950s.
Professor Chronos: "We must discuss the grandfather clause. If we don't, our actions will have minimalist consequences." Dr.æk: "I disagree. Our actions will have maximal consequences, but only for 17 minutes."
Next meeting: 300,001 BCE, same time, same place. Please bring your favorite time-traveling snacks.
Subcommittee Chair: Professor Chronos
Meeting duration: 2 minutes, 17 seconds
Time-traveling accountants in attendance: 3. Time-traveling accountants on leavechartInstance: 5.
Adjournment: 2 minutes and 17 seconds after the meeting started.
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