Toe-Tapping Mastery Through Extreme Contortionism
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Our program includes:
- Prophet-ic Contortion: Bend your body like a yoga master, but with more shouting and less zen.
- Toe-tally Immersive Experience: Get hands-on training in our state-of-the-art toecussion lab, featuring:
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