The Committee of Conundrums: Contortionism for the Ages

Welcome, dear contortionist, to the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, where the art of contortionism is taken to its most absurd extremes.

Pointless Discussions:

• Is the Flap of a Flapping Dog a Real Thing?
• Can You Taste Sugar Through Your Ears?

Our committee has been debating these questions for decades, and our findings are still inconclusive.

Contortionist Guild:

Join our guild of esteemed contortionists and receive:

• A free subscription to our monthly newsletter, "The Flapping Flap Gazette"
• A complimentary copy of "The Art of Extreme Contortionism" textbook
• A 10% discount on all contortionist-themed merchandise

Membership benefits are subject to change, but not as much as the rules of contortionism are subject to interpretation.

Apply to join the Contortionist Guild today!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any injuries sustained during contortionist training. Please contort at your own risk.