Subcommittee on Insignificant Issues
- Meeting Date: 2023-02-27
- Meeting Time: 14:00
- Attendees: 3 (including Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and 1 Guest)
The subcommittee met to discuss the finer points of nothingness. After a heated debate, the following conclusions were reached:
- There is no point in trying, and that's the point.
- Nothing is the answer.
- It's all just a bunch of words on a page.
Next Meeting: To be determined.
Subcommittee on Unresolved Questions
- Will the chairperson ever wear a different tie?
- Can the vice-chairperson actually chair?
- Is the guest actually a guest, or just a lost soul?
Resolution: None.