Good morning, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Welcome, or should I say, welcome to another thrilling meeting of the most pointless discussion in the land.
Today, we will be tackling the most pressing issue of our time: "The Moot Point". Yes, you heard me right, folks. A point so moot, it's almost as if it's not even a point at all.
Why are we even having this discussion?
As you can see, our esteemed colleague, Bob Smith, has taken the liberty of writing 37 pages of single-spaced, Courier font text on the topic. I'm sure it's not at all a cry for help, but rather a bold statement of intent.
Proceed to Session 3: "The Unanswerable Question" | Return to Session 1: The PreambleTime is of the essence, or is it? In any case, we have a 15-minute break to grab some stale coffee and contemplate the existential implications of our meeting.