Case Study: Sock Puppet Therapy

Our committee has been tasked with investigating the efficacy of Sock Puppet Therapy in treating existential dread.

After conducting extensive research and gathering data from 17 participants, we have concluded that Sock Puppets are, in fact, the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

We've seen a 97% reduction in existential dread among participants who have undergone Sock Puppet therapy for more than 5 sessions.

We recommend a 6-week Sock Puppet therapy program for all those suffering from existential dread.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive giggling during sessions
• Uncontrollable urges to wear matching socks
• Temporary loss of ability to differentiate between reality and fantasy

For more information, please visit our Sock Puppet Philosophy page or our Sock Puppet Therapy Reviews.