Present: Chairman McSnarl, Vice-Chairman Sir Stumblesalot, and members: Professor Punsley, Doctor Dillydally, and Intern McSnoozle.
Meeting called to order at 2:00 PM sharp, with the first item on the agenda: "The Ethics of Toe Tapping."
Chairman McSnarl: "We have before us today a most pressing issue: is it ever acceptable to tap one's toes during meetings?"
Vice-Chairman Sir Stumblesalot: "I say it's a matter of personal preference. If I'm feeling particularly dexterous, I'll tap away."
Professor Punsley: "I'm with Sir Stumblesalot on this one. But what about the consequences? Do we risk alienating our allies with our toe-tally unprofessional behavior?"
Doctor Dillydally: "Actually, the real question is: can we even tap our toes without being caught on camera? The optics, you see, are everything."
Intern McSnoozle: "Umm... can we just, like, take a break and grab some snacks or something?"
Chairman McSnarl: "No, no, no. We must press on. We have a subcommittee to form on this very topic. Anyone interested in serving on the Sub-Subcommittee of Toe Tapping Ethics?"
Next meeting: To be determined.
Meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM with a general sense of unease and toe-related anxiety.