Committee of Conundrums: Pointless Discussions

The Subcommittee of Splurges has been convened to tackle the pressing issue of Splurge 1: The Inefficiency of Inefficient Meetings.

We have also established a task force to investigate Splurge 2: The Perpetual Motion of the Conference Room Chairs.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Futility of Fruitless Debates
• Item 2: The Futility of Fruitless Debates
• Item 3: The Inefficiency of Inefficient Meeting Schedules

Minutes:

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