Committee of Conundrums: Fuzzy Sock Puppet Theology Subcommittees

Subcommittee of Fuzzy Sock Puppet Theology (FST-101) meets weekly to discuss the finer points of anthropomorphic sock puppet existentialism.

• Mary Ann 2, Esq. - Expert on Sock Puppet Feng Shui
• John Doe 3, Ph.D. - Theorist on Sock Puppet Ontology
• Jane Smith 1, M.A. - Sock Puppet Hermeneutics Specialist

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: What is the difference between a Fuzzy Sock Puppet and a regular sock puppet?
• R: A: The difference is in the fluff. A Fuzzy Sock Puppet has an existential crisis, whereas a regular sock puppet just has an existential dread.
• Q: Can I join the Fuzzy Sock Puppet Theology Subcommittee?
• R: A: Only if you're willing to surrender your soul to the void of anthropomorphic sock puppet despair.