Committee on Fuzzy Sock Puppet Therapies: Agenda

Subcommittee on Sock Puppet Rehabilitation

• Item 1: Develop a 12-step program for sock puppets with existential dread.
• Establish Sock Puppet Therapy Groups

Subcommittee on Sock Puppet Performance Art

• Item 2: Host a gala event featuring sock puppet performances of obscure 20th-century avant-garde literature.
• Join the Sock Puppet Performance Art Club

Subcommittee on Sock Puppet Diplomacy

• Item 3: Develop a comprehensive guide to negotiating international relations using sock puppets as ambassadors.
• Consult the Sock Puppet Diplomacy Handbook