Welcome to the Underwater Biking for Pleasure committee, a group of experts in the field of riding a bike under water. It's a thing. We're here to tell you about it.
Our subcommittee on Underwater Biking Accident Law is currently debating the fine points of what to do with all the fish you see while biking underwater. It's a real issue.
- We're considering adding a fish-friendly bike lane to the committee's agenda.
- We also have a Bike Socks for Fish subcommittee, which explores the intersection of aquatic footwear and fish psychology.
We invite you to join us in our Participation Trophy Gala to celebrate the achievements of our brave bikers.
Important Notice
The committee has been called to an emergency meeting due to a recent incident involving a bike riding a fish.