The Committee of Conundrums is a prestigious organization dedicated to the study and resolution of the most baffling and vexing problems. Our mission is to provide clear, concise, and occasionally contradictory guidance on all matters of import.
Section 2: Theories of Irrationality | Section 3: Procedure for Procrastination
In our tireless pursuit of the illogic, we have identified several key theories of irrationality that guide our decision-making process.
Sometimes, the best course of action is to simply delay the inevitable. Our procedure for procrastination is carefully outlined below.