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Confessions of the Incompetent Chairperson

The Committee of Conundrums is pleased to announce the appointment of our esteemed Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz, to a third term of self-imposed exile from the committee.

This move comes as a surprise to no one, as Chairperson McSnazz has been struggling to find a way to get the committee to agree on anything for years.

Related Stories:

• Chairperson McSnazz's Resignation Announcement 2017
• The Committee's Annual Meeting Was Canceled Due to Incompetence

Upcoming Events:

We are excited to announce that the Committee of Conundrums will be hosting its annual "Let's Pretend to Be Interested" meeting on February 27th, where we will pretend to care about the topics on the agenda.

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• Press Release 2022-1
• Press Release 2022-2

Meeting Minutes:

(None, because we never write them)

Committee Members' Resignations:

(Counting them is too depressing)